NFL Combine Parade Performance and Awkward Encounter

me and ging were at some football combine type thing but it was Jalen hurts who just won the mvp and us and a few others and we were just having a causal catch with the Duke. Couple great tosses and grabs, couple ducks trying to go to deep. Then there was like a parade photoshoot at the far end of the indoor field we were playing on so we went over and it was like the giants Super Bowl team from a very long time ago. I ran over to catch a deep ball and my momentum carries me over onto the parade so I did this flip thing that landed on the float in perfect timing with the marching band's music so I did this like bow and jig thing and everyone loved it. I hopped down and threw the ball back to Jalen and then got engaged in some conversation with an old coworker I was supposed to know but don't IRL. He was talking about how the place has changed and then started getting creepy and asking weird old man questions like how Ashley Appleman has changed since she first started working there and used to wear toght pants but no more and who do I think still has the best body and other questions I had to skirt. There was this shot ski thing setup that he roped me into so I was just waiting for that to finish getting setup then was going to go to the bathroom and end the conversation until a little fart turned into more and I had beige pants on so had to pretty much run to the bathroom before it showed. Woke up