Mets Game Preparation Goes Horribly Wrong

was going to an away Mets game with Seth and the huge friendly looking navy seal guy from 24 hr fitness gym and we were getting ready. Had a few blue and orange islanders shirts and gear so I wore that then we went down the hall to pick up the guy from his room who was babysitting 2 young boys. He told them to behave and that we'd be back soon and seemed okay to leave them there. In the walk over we stopped at Seth's old house or apartment that was not the same as irl at all to pick up a quick roadie beer and piss. I guess his sister sarah and Irwin lived here now. I went to go piss in his weird tiny urinal that I think he made himself and ended up shitting myself which was gross. There was almost no toilet paper left so I pretty much had to go in and pull it out with my hands and then clean up best I could with the remaining tp. Irwin then came home in the middle of this and I'm like in the hallway area trying to clean myself and avoid him at the same time. Finally got it to an okay place, think we were now late for the game, but I grabbed that damn beer and we left. Don't remember washing my hands.