Road Trip Van Transforms Into Stroller Adventure

Started at some share house work place with a bunch of people from work. Pat g was there. Decided 5-6 of us were gonna take demarcos old school gutted van with no seats but the front 2 on a road trip. We go and are all really hammered. We decide to find out who all of our dads have banged thorough out life so we find a guy that can tell us online and go. He\'s not there because its Sunday so we decide to keep going. In the van I realize I forgot my toothbrush and contacts case and my left eye gets all infected and I can\'t see out of it even though its open. I thought we were going to hit like 5 different people on the parkway which would\'ve killed us all since we\'re laying the back of this van with no seatbelts or even seats.  shotgun is open so I hop into the seat to \'start charging my phone\' but really its to put a seatbelt on. We get off the parkway to look for an eye doctor so I can get this checked out quick. We end up in like buffalo or something and we\'re driving around this square in the middle of town/city. There are people doing all sorts of weird things. We keep driving and see a hot naked chick getting small pen like dildos stuck in her butt. Our van has somehow transformed into a stroller that we can all fit on and we\'re like 7 feet in the air and Matthews is pushing us around. I\'m in the front. We stroll around this girl and I gently touch her soapy shoulder and tell her she\'s beautiful. She smiles. We then stroll into this warehouse looking place. The first room we enter is a medium sized room with a metal dog cage directly in the middle that has a very small cat in it, some shelves with books and toys on them jutting from the walls, and a twin sized bed with two 25 year old guys sleeping on it. Matthews, in control of the stroller, decides to stroll around the cage. Hes drunk so decides to ram the cage hard. It\'s loud and pretty funny but the guys are still sleeping. He goes \'yo I\'m gonna jump on these guys\' before we can agree or not he does it. They get up and push john off and then see like 5 of us on top of the 6ft stroller. John goes \"Denver? College?\" Pretending he knows who they are but definitely doesn\'t. They don\'t fall for it and seem like they may want to fight except that there are 5-6 of us and 2 of them. Then John says \'you mean I\'m not the one who knocked out old man rivers for 200 years!?\' Woke up.

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