Magic Cards Explode at Russian Bath House
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joewcarson
@joewcarson · Apr 23, 2026
I took Nikki to this Russian/Turkish bath house in New York City. It was her first time going and she didn’t know what to expect. It was a full naked thing where she had to go to the locker room with all the other women and change and put a towel on and then we met in the common area where you go into first this very hot steam room and sweat a lot. She kept her towel on, which is normal and then we went into this very hot sauna and dried off and then we went over to this pool area that had really hot hot tubs and really cold ice baths in it and somehow I had my new 100-card commander magic of the gathering deck with me and it was in my hand or pocket or something and came out and it was all sweaty and exploded all over the floor of this wet bath house so I had to scramble to pick up 100 cards amongst other sweaty naked people and try to get them back and not be destroyed. Think I got them all and rubber banded them together and then we got a big Russian beer and dipped our feet in the hot hot tub.
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🎯 bathing🎯 steaming🎯 sweating🎯 sauna🎯 hot tubbing🎯 ice bathing🎯 card collecting🎯 drinking beer🎯 soaking feet
✧ AI Analysis: You experienced an embarrassing moment when your valuable Magic cards scattered across the wet floor of a Russian bath house while introducing Nikki to this new cultural experience. Despite the mishap with your 100-card commander deck among the sweaty naked patrons, you managed to recover all the cards and still enjoyed relaxing with Russian beer and hot tub soaking.
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