Utah Hike to Mysterious Underwater Escape

Started as hike in Utah. Met chris lettows older bro while waiting for him. Watched him do this sweet jump into sliding on grass and back up a hill and jump off a mountain side. Was awesome. Met him again at the grocery store/zoo where he worked. Met my dad there and we walked through the zoo. Started as regular animals: fish, penguins, then there was a gigantic crab that I commented on \"that thing looks like if it had lasers on its head it would be the apex predator\". Next room was this ENORMOUS slug. Must have been 15ft long and about 8ft in diameter. Of all muscle. It slimed up this branch in its cage and stayed there for a min. Then it came down into a semi-public area and slowly transformed into a barbecue. Odd. Then one of the grocery store workers walked by holding a box he has bringing back to the store and pretended to throw something on the BBQ and laugh. Obviously had done this trick before. Then we exited and I met up with Terilli and Donnino and Matthews. More to the gang too. We we\'re going on this badass hike. Sean Vota was there too. We were all gathering in this snowy pass area. I can\'t remember who or why, but it was getting dark and I killed someone(for a reason, but don\'t remember) and was throwing my gloves away as I saw people riding bikes(through heavy snow) off in the distance coming our way. It was time to go. We all started climbing up the mountain. It was dark at first and we we\'re using our phones for light. Halfway up the mountain it was light again. We were climbing up dry&dusty mountain now and there were human skulls along the path. Terilli commented on them. we didn\'t think they were real. We reached the top and there were a bunch of  old huge sandstone caskets. Terilli opened one and an old skeleton rolled out. \"Holy shit these things are real!\" He says. We start down the other side of the mountain and not far down(after climbing down a mountain of these caskets) we reach water. It\'s like a pond with muddy but see through green water. Can see things moving in there but tell ourselves it\'s just fish. Donnino goes first. Silently dives in and slowly swims to another area. Matthews next. Then Terilli. Then me. All silent, dives so I do the same. We swim on, over downed trees and other strange underwater foliage. Sean Vota catches up to me at one point and we both have to jump from this next part down about 6 feet to next spot. Silently, feet first, we do. We exit by jumping over a brick wall into someone\'s backyard. About 4 of us are already in the house. They\'re walking around but being quiet. Will starts putting tacks into this tack board on the wall. I see a kids picture on the wall. We think we hear something upstairs and get close to the doors in case we need to run. Donnino seems pretty sure it\'s okay. We relax. The front door opens and lady with paper grocery bags comes in. She looks at us and says \"hey\" like its cool we\'re there. She puts the bags down and hugs Donnino. They know eachother because he helped her out in getting her \"fire hazard\" lisc sense or something. Something like a boy scouts badge that she needed someone who already had it to test her. Seemed like there was a lot more coming but I woke up. End.