Birthing a Snake from My Knee

Sitting on by the couch with family, cousins, etc watching tv. Had a blackhead on my left kneecap. Started squeezing it out. It kept coming. My bro was right next to me. It kept coming. First a half inch out of my knee. Bro goes \'wow!\' keeps coming. Two inches. I keep squeezing it out. More coming. Starts to take shape and patterned. Looks like a boa constrictors pattern and colors. Now it\'s like half a foot out and about an inch-inch and a half in diameter. Everyone\'s watching now. I keep going, knee cap opens more, more bloody snakey body appears. Now I hit what is the largest part and it\'s about 15ft long. All coiled up on the floor, bloody in parts. Didn\'t hurt at all so I kept going. Like giving birth, when you reach the biggest part, the remaining smaller part just comes out easily because youre already super dilated. Mustve been dilated 6-8inches. I keep pushing and like the tail end of a poop, the rest of it just spilt out into the floor. The last part to come out had a head..a snake head..and it was alive.. I just gave birth to a 25ft boa constrictor out of my knee cap. He then slithered under the couch and watched tv with us. I physically felt no different. He did open his mouth like an alligator once and actually had a tongue like an alligators. No reptile tongue. Big, fat, broad, looked kindof dry, no split end..went to tell my mom who was upstairs and woke up