Brother and I Plot Buying an NHL Team
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joewcarson
@joewcarson · Jun 28, 2026
was hanging out with my brother James after doing some work stuff together and then we saw the news that the Columbus Blue Jackets NHL hockey team were trading their top two players. We were just laughing about what a shitty organization they were and how hockey doesn't need to be in Columbus.
We actually got thinking seriously that they're probably going to just sell the team because they're so bad and don't care about growing their team or their fans. Maybe Bench Clearers should buy this team and relocate them to San Diego or somewhere else. We got seriously looking into that and thinking about how we could raise money to own an NHL team. It was exciting to think about even if it still was probably out of our league, but there were and are smaller other teams that we could look at as well. Just an exciting dream but woke up
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📍 Bench Clearers - San Diego Office📍 San Diego📍 Columbus
💜 amusement💜 excitement💜 contempt
⚡ hang out⚡ laugh⚡ think⚡ raise⚡ buy⚡ relocate⚡ sell⚡ trade⚡ own⚡ wake
✦ ambition✦ entrepreneurship✦ brotherhood✦ wealth✦ business✦ fantasy✦ sports fandom
✧ AI Analysis: You and your brother James share a moment of bonding over sports cynicism, quickly escalating from casual mockery of the Columbus Blue Jackets into a genuine, exciting fantasy about buying and relocating an NHL franchise. The dream taps into your real-world connection to Bench Clearers, blending professional identity with grand entrepreneurial ambition in a way that feels both thrilling and just out of reach. It reflects a desire for bold, large-scale impact — doing something exciting and meaningful alongside the people closest to you.