Printer Across the Hall, Hair in My Mouth
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joewcarson
@joewcarson · Jul 3, 2026
Was living with cousin Tim Boland again but he was mostly out of town with work stuff. We lived in some simple apartment and no idea where. For work, I had to go across the hall a lot to use the printer at this Eastern European guy’s lan cafe. He was nice enough but I know he was fleecing me just to use his printer. I was over there then came back to my apartment and Tim was there listening to some loud music. Before I went over and talked to him I hit the bathroom to spit this sticky spot and single hair that was stuck in my mouth out but I just couldn’t spit all of it out of get the stuck hair out. I had to wipe my mouth with toilet paper to get the spit out and it was a dark yellow mucus, and had to pull the hair out singly on its own. Was annoying but got it then went out and talked to Tim. We chatted work, and as I knew he would, he just told me to buy a printer instead of keep heading over across the hall. I laughed, we agreed, but I’d prob just keep going over there ha.
31 keywords tagged
📍 apartment📍 lan cafe📍 bathroom📍 hallway
💜 irritation💜 amusement💜 suspicion💜 indifference
⚡ live⚡ use⚡ spit⚡ wipe⚡ pull⚡ talk⚡ laugh⚡ listen⚡ buy
✦ work stress✦ being overcharged✦ convenience vs. cost✦ bodily discomfort✦ roommate✦ procrastination
🔮 printer🔮 hair🔮 mucus🔮 toilet paper🔮 music
✧ AI Analysis: This dream places you in a situation of manufactured inconvenience — you're repeatedly crossing the hall to use someone else's printer, knowing you're being taken advantage of, yet continuing anyway. The gross, stubborn hair and dark mucus stuck in your mouth feels like a physical manifestation of something nagging and unresolved that you just can't quite get rid of. Tim's sensible advice to simply buy a printer — and your resigned amusement at knowing you'll ignore it — points to a pattern of tolerating minor friction rather than making a clean, practical fix.