Spanish Pizza Stop and Child Teacher Interview
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joewcarson
@joewcarson · Aug 25, 2017
driving with Farrell around, had to pitstop to pickup food. Driving by a big truck and a cute girl was
sitting outside next to it. We go in and apparently needed carrots only
and start picking out the good ones. The girl comes over and starts
talking to the guy making pizza in Spanish. She tells him to add more
chopped tomatoes/salsa to the za. He does. We try to talk to them but
not much gets understood. Spanish only. Then go inside the store. Now
all of s sudden I have a teacher interview and I see the girl I\'m
supposed to interview for French. She\'s babysitting 2 babies and she
herself is like 10. She starts talking to me immediately and has great
energy and goes on and on about how she will do a great job and how
she\'s not nervous. And I believe her. But she\'s 10 so can\'t. She
goes, \"look, I can control the class\...\"listen up! Do your FUCKING
work!\"\" Haha. She has to leave now cause her mom is waiting outside.
Someone shouts \"bend the knee!\" And she courtesies and leaves haha
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✧ AI Analysis: You experience a surreal journey from a casual food stop to an unexpected job interview scenario. The dream blends language barriers, role reversals, and absurd humor as a confident 10-year-old demonstrates teaching authority while caring for babies, creating a whimsical exploration of competence versus age appropriateness.
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