Internet Fight and Jazz Concert Robbery

first got into an internet fit with this big fat guy like uncle Vito from jackass who was constantly talking shit about me and my company and pretty much said he could beat me up and he was physically close to me so I challenged him to a fight whcih he only sort of accepted so I went to his studio and dragged him out and kinda kicked his ass the way to the fight spot but he never really fought back and there was no one but like my mom Nikki and Lindsey there so I wacked him in the face couple times with his own sandal and told him to go home. Then more people came and were going to this outdoor jazz concert in a little bit so we said we'd go and took a cab there. It was close and should have only taken like 15 min but we were in a big city and it was 5:45pm on a Friday so rush hour traffic was crazy and took like 45min. I got there and we found our group, Graham and Rachel were there, few others, justin and more coming. I had to pee bad so went to the bathroom but then it unexpectedly turned into a poop but in the stall there was no actual toilet with water, just kind of a seat. But it was too late. So I had to wipe up this mess and just throw the dirty tp on the pile on the floor. Took a while and was frustrating and then 3 punk teenagers came in and came up to me and pulled little pocket knives and demanded my wallet. I gave it to them knowing they would not be able to get away so then I ran out to the bathroom and asked for help quick dying I've been robbed so had a crowd of people for when the 3 got outside. We made them throw their knives away and scolded them and got my wallet back. Then somehow walked home from there