Dangerous Bus Adventure Through NYC

Me John Addie. In nyc all taking the bus home. But in order to get on the express bus we need to take a different bus to a spot then a local bus back 2 stops. Apparently still gets us home faster. We were debating which style mta card was best: the full two weeks worth that let you on whatever mode of transportation(wintry mix) or the 1 week bus only. I think Addie had the wintry mix, I had the week bus only and John had two different 3day passes. Anyway, the bus seemed to get more and more dangerous and shitty every day. The first time, normal mta city bus, the next day; no roof on the bus; the third day it was a big yellow school bus and the driver was crazy. Would make ridiculous turns at ridiculous speeds etc. for whatever reason on the last day of the dream, I was on a different bus than Addie and John but we were driving side by side. We were on our trip back to the express stop on the local bus. We could somehow still talk to each other between buses like we were on the same one. The stop we had to go to for the express bus was a little out of the main part of town(midtown/by Central Park I guess) and we had to stop at like k-mart or something(that was the stop). On the bus ride, the driver is driving this school bus way to fast and the road is old and cracked and hilly. We hit this up hill train tracks part going crazy fast and are airborne for like 6 seconds. We land and keep on driving. We hit like 4 more \'jumps\' along the way. We finally get to the Kmart parking lot and John and Addie we talking about how they were the same height and want to take a picture about it. Addie goes, lets do a side by side one then John goes \'alright, then I want a sexy traveler pic\' and lines up in front of this rock with Kmart and an old abandoned parking lot with broken glass and garbage all about. I look at the my phone as I\'m about to take his sexy travelers pic and laugh to myself at how unsexy it is. End.

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