Bench Clearers Cat Marketing Chaos
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joewcarson
@joewcarson ยท Jun 22, 2018
Bench Clearers Mail marketing gone wrong. We decided to send a cat or an invite to have a cat attend your house thru Mail
marketing for our new company, Bench Clearers.com. I think Archie Carey
was our mail marketing guy and he wasn't sure about the idea but did it
anyway. I was in the street next door(in some residential neighborhood)
talking to some people and saw a cat(our new cat in Northport) in the
street in the grass looking up at us. Then I saw another cat on the
other side. Then I saw a real like mewtwo Pokรฉmon in the middle but it
was only the size of the baby cats and then out came a big monkey. One
of those monkeys found in Madagascar with the black and white striped
tails and long fingers, beady black eyes and just a cool looking monkey.
They all had a standoff for a second then the monkey grabbed the mewtwo
and ran away with it. The cats chased. I followed. They ran around a
house that was apparently having a big party and had dogs around. They
had the doors open and the dogs were now running around the yard. I saw
my cousin Dan in the yard trying to catch one of the animals as well,
presumably his cat. I saw my cat run inside so I chased it and
apologized to everyone as I ran by about this. The wife/mom of the house
was very upset about something, either the party was ruined or something
bad happened to one of her dogs. Then I ran into the garage and either
saw Archie and he said, or saw a letter from him to me saying "told ya
you were in for mixed results with cat marketing ๐" or something along
those lines.
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๐ street๐ residential neighborhood๐ Northport๐ grass๐ house๐ yard๐ garage๐ Madagascar
๐ wasn't sure๐ cool looking๐ upset
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๐ฎ invite๐ฎ mail๐ฎ doors๐ฎ letter
๐พ cat๐พ cats๐พ mewtwo๐พ monkey๐พ dogs
๐ฏ mail marketing๐ฏ talking๐ฏ chasing๐ฏ party๐ฏ running๐ฏ catching
โง AI Analysis: You experienced a chaotic dream where your marketing scheme involving cats spiraled out of control in a residential neighborhood. The situation escalated into a wild chase scene involving Pokemon-like creatures and monkeys, disrupting a house party and validating your colleague's skepticism about the unconventional marketing approach.
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