Dorm Bathroom Emergency with Botanist Roommate

I went back to school and just got new dorms. Me and some girl drove there but I forget who and then deflated our car tires cause we were going to park here for a few weeks. We hooked up a secret jets key that would let us in and his it under the car then went to the dorms. On the way there I really had to go to the barroom number 2 and a little started coming out so it was now an emergency. I made it to the bathroom when one of my new roommates let me in and popped down onto the toilet. Thru the window in the back I could see this Indian girl dressed in a wedding dress on the phone but kinda looking in. I looked back at her and mouthed "I'm sorry" for me shitting right in front of her. The bathroom was a weird setup and pretty big. There was a door by where she was so she actually opened it and came in. She said it stunk in there but it's fine. Then she started talking to this long haired hippy guy who was in there the whole time facing away from me working at a standup wooden desk working on some plants. She was talking about how this man was the best botanist at school and probably the world and there were a very many cool and healthy plants around him. I said cool while still trying to finish my business on the bowl. Woke up. Gotta poo