Lion Companion Equipment Quest to Korea

was playing roller hockey with Ryan Craine and we had a tournament coming up and he forgot some equipment and asked me to get it of him. The only thing was that he had a new pet female lion that I had to bring with me..and that the equipment was in Korea. For some wild reason I agreed to this, as if it would be easy and I'd be back in an hour or two, and packed up my stuff and headed out to the airport with this lion. We had to take the train and the lion was decently well behaved. She jumped up on me a few times in the train and elevator and got a little aggressive but I forcefully got her off me. As we entered the airport I guess she transformed into an Asian woman and was much more manageable to deal with. Altho she had soemthing off, like she had a lobotomy or some other brain surgery where she lost some of her common sense and motor skills, similarly to the way the girl acted in the movie "poor things". We navigated thru the airport and onto a plane and landed in Korea eventually, with en guiding her all the way. She at one point hit on me pretty good but I pushed her off too. At one point in the Korea airport we got separated and lost and it crossed my mind to just keep going and leave her but then I saw her from afar and thought I couldn't do that to her or Ryan so I got her again. Left the airport to go get the hockey equipment from wherever it was. Woke up

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