Defending Castle Against Cersei's Army
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joewcarson
@joewcarson ยท Dec 1, 2017
moms npt- was in like a dorm room but this was our base and we were going to have to defend it against Cersei Lannisters army. It
was me and like 3 other people and all we had was a few little barracks
that would slowly 3D print out troops (like in Starcraft or Clash of
Clans). So we needed to buy time in order to build up enough troops to
defend our castle. So I went to go visit Cersei to distract her. It was
pouring out but I had an umbrella and took a bus. Our "dorm room castle"
was located upstate NY somewhere and the bus took me to a place that
looked like West Point mixed with hogwarts. Was amazing. Tall brick
buildings, some classrooms, other's halls and dorms. Finally met Cersei
in the master hall where she had all her miniature troops lined up and
ready to deploy. Some had torches and I thought "well..this army will
EASILY crush ours if they attack right now..or she could just take one
of the troops with the torch and melt all ours because they're 3D
printed out of plastic." She saw me coming and welcomed me in her normal
devious/two-faced way. We talked and I joked about how this army could
defeat ours in a second and bought time by it. She said, "well then,
there's no rush in crushing you just yet, is there? Why don't you stay
for our pre-war festivities. They're delightful" and in an attempt to
buy more time I agreed. Her old man scientist from game of thrones came
out and started doing some crazy prayer by waving his hands over his
head and then everyone joined in and I thought it looked fun so I joined
in as well. This went in for a while, then we ate roast pig with wine
and I sat next to Cersei and she was actually quite nice to me, and of
course I was always skeptical of her devious way of doing things(ie
killing her enemies) but I actually kind of liked her. After dinner she
said there would be a dance and "tomorrow they would attack, for the
weather is not favorable right now." She invites me to dance and while I
really wanted to, I said I would, but then left as they were setting up.
The whole time wondering if I should stay. Now outside, the weather was
indeed 'not favorable' - it was absolutely pouring. Luckily only a few
min into my walk I found my umbrella and began my long walk home. I
passed a big football game being played in the Rain and watched for a
bit. I was thinking about what I was going to tell my team, how I could
best tell them we were outnumbered 1000:1 unless these little 3D
printing barracks pumped out thousands already. Woke up.
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โง AI Analysis: You find yourself in an epic fantasy war scenario where you must defend your base against overwhelming odds. Your diplomatic mission to buy time reveals complex feelings about your enemy, as you're torn between strategic necessity and unexpected personal connection, all while racing against time and unfavorable weather.
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