Soaked Suit and Forgotten Vows on Wedding Day
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joewcarson
@joewcarson · Jun 17, 2026
was wedding day and we were at some resort and it was time to start getting ready. I was already getting nervous and then remembered I totally forgot to write my vows and didn’t even have a book or anything nice to write them on so I texted John Matthews to see if he could pick one up. Then I got dressed and really had to go to the bathroom but people started coming, some I don’t think I even invited, like Carl Caminske and other Northport people, which was cool but I had to say hi while still trying to get ready and get my vows together. Finally made it to the bathroom which was like a very fancy locker room and was huge and as I made it across the room and to a stall, the fire alarm and sprinklers went off and started spraying water on me. My hair and suit were soaked as I finally made it out of the bathroom, then they stopped. So I went back in and the SAME THING happened again. I was now really wet and now had to think how I was going to dry this suit in like the 3 hours before ceremony because I didn’t have a backup. Was getting mighty stressful.
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👤 John Matthews👤 Nikki Edwards👤 Carl Caminske
📍 resort📍 bathroom📍 locker room📍 stall📍 Northport
💜 nervousness💜 stress💜 unprepared💜 overwhelm
⚡ write⚡ text⚡ dress⚡ greet⚡ spray⚡ soak⚡ dry⚡ forget
✦ wedding✦ unpreparedness✦ chaos✦ time pressure✦ bad luck✦ social obligation
🔮 vow🔮 book🔮 suit🔮 fire alarm🔮 sprinkler🔮 water🔮 hair🔮 phone
✧ AI Analysis: This dream taps into a classic pre-wedding anxiety spiral — you're juggling forgotten vows, uninvited guests, and a body that won't cooperate, all while the clock ticks down. The fire alarm and sprinklers flooding you twice feels like your subconscious doubling down on the fear that no matter how hard you try to get it together, something outside your control will derail you. The soaked suit with no backup is a vivid symbol of vulnerability and the pressure to show up perfectly on one of the most important days of your life.