Road Trip Chaos to Paradise Beach

whitening mouth wash & dream root - started at Ryan Craines where we were gonna get picked up to go on this road trip for like new year\'s or something. Took absolutely forever to go ready, everything was in slow motion: doing hair, pissing, brushing teeth, etc. this big black escalate pulls up and that\'s our ride. Still not ready and Ryan texts me they\'re here so I say 2 min and come out. They\'ve already like unpacked the truck and setup this couch and there are like 4 (slutty) girls and 3 dudes(including Ryan). Two of the girls are banging two of the dudes on some bed. I\'m back so the driver(Lane from cryptocurrency) says let\'s get going and they all stop. I help them get this couch back in the back seat and now it\'s on top of me and I go \"oh shit, I better not be the one sitting here now. Let\'s roll for it\" and somehow everyone is already in and we\'re driving. I squirm around to shimmy this thing off me a bit and actually get it sorta comfy. 2 girls are siting on the couch and it looks pretty uncomfortable. One of the girls(Andrew and milissa\'s friend Jenny) slides off the couch and on to me and I tell her to stay because it\'s comfier because she\'s warm. She stays and thanks me. For some reason I have a retainer in my mouth and say why not, it\'s a long car ride. The girl on me and on the couch(the 2 that were just banging on the bed) started asking if I slept with anyone from their party yet and say something like \"until you have, you\'re a baby, but then when you have..you\'re just weird\". Then she says she wants to have a week long orgasm. I say we\'ll see about it all. (Not sold I\'m gonna bang any of these sluts). We\'re driving and get a little lost in a city and are now like behind some shady buildings. There\'s a bum dragging a bag of cans and we drive by him and this dumpster and then we do it again and realize we\'re going in a circle. So lane says okay let\'s try this and barrels down a chain link fence and were riding on this like makeshift road made out of planks of wood and the wavy plastic roofing tiles you see on like homeless huts. We keep going and we\'re picking up speed and he says he can\'t stop and eventually start riding on this bamboo track they must use to push carts down in Asia somewhere. We fall off the track tho and somehow everyone and everything falls out of the car. I\'m okay so I check the girls and everyone else and surprisingly everyone is fine but now the couch and a ton of dominos pizza we were apparently bringing are scattered about. I go over to Jenny who is carrying 3 pies and offer to take them and then Ryan Howe, who is carrying one, gives me his. I go..uh I\'m trying to help the girls, you can carry this yourself and kinda throw it back to him and take hers. He then goes over to the bamboo tracks laid out and says they can \"definitely\" hold our weight if we drove over them. We question this but eventually go for it for the sake of adventure and go thru this tunnel that leads to an amazing beach wth a rope swing on the other side. Everyone having fun, great times. Wake up