Zombie Apocalypse Turns Talking Animal Adventure

9/9/2015 6:36am: Ryan Craine and I were at some house upstate when a zombie breakout happened. We were running from zombies/doing what we could to kill them as we ran back to this house. There was this one zombie who was super slow and we had sledge hammers and kept beating him in the head with it but he would not die. Nor even fall down. Just kept slowing him down. We found a hatchet and tried that but didn\'t work. Made it back to the house and locked all the doors. Although I was positive there were already zombs in the house. There were a few dogs in the house and bob and his sisters husband. For whatever reason me and Ryan were mad at them and them at us. Ryan and I went upstairs and moved these doggy gates on the stairs, to slow the zombies if nothing else. Then bob said something to me so I spit on him from upstairs balcony. Then we all decided we were gonna fight. Ryan and I were already in boxers cause we were about to go to bed, which I left  route to the back door open cause I had a feeling more zombs were going to get in shortly. Bob and his sis husband made it up the stairs and stripped down to their boxers so that we could fight. Sis\' husband was huge, but I fought bob and Ryan got him. We wrestled around for a while, no real punches thrown(one of those unwritten rules) but a lot of elbows and stuff. Then somehow bob transformed into a hot girl and made me horny. Then I looked out the window, was sunrise now and you could see a huge lake with 3 zombies swimming in it and a ton of dogs. I commented on how many dog were swimming in this lake and counted 20. A minute later all the dogs seemed to be upstairs with us. A big husky/retriever mix came right up and laid next to me. He was the alpha. He spoke to me and said that all the dogs have been watching me and they approve of me. Then he gave me this medal that showed I had their trust or something. So many dogs, all talking, all different. A small dog and a parrot came up to me and told me about these berry smoothies they were making and that I had to have one. Next thing I know I\'m in the top of this enormous tree picking mangoes and other fruit. Most of the fruit I could reach didn\'t look very good so I let the birds and dogs get it. Now I had to get down and was about 60ft in this tree. I VERY carefully took my time to find the right branches and meandered my way down. For some reason I felt woozy in going down but I got over it by being very careful and taking my time. At the bottom I could see the animals gathered up a ton of fruit and were sorting it out. We drank smoothies and then we continue our journey into the dark woods. Just entered this enchanted forest, all following the alpha dogs lead, when my alarm went off. End.