Wine Brunch Turns to Hawk Fishing Terror

1/23/2016 459am- went to wine brunch with mom Jackie James and Julia in the lower east side. Gave Jackie some wine while mom went across the street to buy something. I put it in her cup and it mixed with her water or lemonade or something. Then this old woman who must\'ve owned the joint came over and gave us this spiel about how she couldn\'t possibly be drinking right? And Jackie played it cool and said she wasn\'t and was fine. Lady either bought it or whatever and walked away. Mom came back in the new long ugly sweater. She loved it. Was funny. Then we got in car and drive somewhere. Next thing I remember I\'m walkin down the street with Julia and Ellen Degeneres and a car drove by and yelled at us or something and Ellen\'s piece of wood from a fence she was carrying was broken. This thing was her life, so we tried desperately to find the other half that broke off but could only find pieces that didn\'t fit. She was crying. It was very sad to see and we knew we wouldn\'t find the piece, it was gone forever. James started building a new fence for her. Across the street was nick parkers house. Or his parents house. This nice little house on stilts over the water on a massive lake. A few people were there. I went over and started chatting with them. Then I went over to the water and say a bunch of huge fish. Most swam away as I got close but a handful didn\'t. They just stared right at me. I looked in: there was tuna fish! Large fluke on the floor and huge seabass. A ton f each. I asked rob if he fishes here a lot. He goes \"oh yea!\" And grabs 3 rods. Gives one to my bro one to me and on to him. We go on other side of porch where we can fish. Something jammed my reel so rob came to fix it. He handed me his rod while he looked at mine. 5seconds later I had something on the line. Something big, felt like a tuna. I couldn\'t see where my line led to cause the porch was obstructing the view. I locked it up and started reeling. Seth and bob and nick ran out. \"Oh god\" said Seth, in his like \"oh wow, can\'t believe how lucky you are\" condescending way. Rob told me to keep reeling. Real fighter. As I looked at my line I say the line was in the air, and rising! Must be a bird! I still couldn\'t see it but Rob ran around the porch and came back saying yup, I had a huge red tailed hawk hooked. In a bit it flew around the porch and I could see it. I asked what to do and they said I don\'t know and to keep reeling I guess. Fought like this for a while, give, take. Huge fight. Then it nose dove into the trees on the shore and the line went slack. It was either dead or got off. I walk over to the porch with the rod. Still nothing. About to put the rod down then all of a sudden it tightened up again. I kept reeling. This time it was flying at me and the reeling was easy. Had no idea what I was going to do when it got close. And now it was coming right at me. I could see I had it hooked through the beak now. It was bleeding pretty good and it\'s mane was stained red. It was still coming right at me and I backed up and went inside this little alcove area. All of a sudden it was on the porch, upright, bleeding, fucking pissed, and looking for me. It was like 4foot tall and its talons looked like that of a raptors. Hell, the whole thing looked like a raptor. And it was coming for me. I ran around this post with the rod to hopefully tie it up and then there it was. Staring me face to face. Bleeding and now wanting my blood as recuperation. I was on the edge of the dock and I could see it was about to pounce. Only escape was to jump into the tuna, sea bass, fluke ridden water. I jumped. Woke up as I hit the water.