Was playing dota in a lab tourney except

was playing dota in a lab tourney except it was 1v1..and I traded my keyboard in for a saugsahe..and I was playing in a pool in the deep end on the pool ladder and j had 2 games(sausages to control) at once and my sausages kept falling off and sinking to the bottom so I had to constantly swim to the bottom to get them. Games started and 1 just gave you a charcauteire board and the objective was to dump all the other player's charcuterie board in the water. So I jumped across the pool and started kicking and knocking it all in. The kid ff'd. 1-0. No idea what was happening in my other game