Mountain Paintball Chase to Wedding Nightmare

me, Kenny, Chevy, and Leface were on this big snowy mountain playing paintball, I guess, but Joe Leface was the only one that had the paintball gun. The mission for the rest of us was to get to the bottom of the mountain without getting shot by Joe so I kind of took the back of the mountain route and actually did dodge some balls and made it to the bottom. I found this little black sewer gate-type entrance that I had to crawl through but somehow I knew this was the exit. It crawled me into this dark sewer-type underground hallway that then led to this door that I got out thru. It led to a sort of industrial hotel, very metallic, and I made it to my door, I guess, which I knew was my apartment, and made it into the apartment. There was some guy that showed up who was hunting me or Leface or something in real life, actually wanted to kill us, so I had to fight him 1v1. He had a small knife but I was able to kick it out of his hand or something and we wrestled around. I kind of wrestled him into turning him into this toy duck that was still on and active but then I flipped it over and took out his batteries, which essentially killed him as the toy duck. Then Nikki and Leface came in and we could hear people talking upstairs above our room, like through the floorboards almost. We kind of knew that they were sending more people to come and get us so it was a little scary. Then all of a sudden, as we were planning on leaving, all my old Japanese teachers and people from the Japanese school I used to teach at, like Yoko-sensei and all of the teacher aids over there, just showed up at the door as we were trying to get out the door. They seemed to be pissed and looking for answers, a little yelling and kind of searching around the room for things. I introduced Nikki to Yoko, a very old Yoko-sensei, who immediately fell in love with her and was so happy to see her. She was like the only happy one of the bunch and seemed really so happy to see her for some reason. I had to pick her up and carry her around in my arms for some reason because she was like an old woman now, I guess. We knew we were in trouble somehow and more killers were coming after that. Somehow it was now time for our and Nikki's wedding and they hired some driver for us and we got this idiot Aussie guy who seemingly wanted to kill us too. He drove us up this hill to this wedding at top speed. There were like three wedding cars. We were like "slow down, it was just us, me and Nikki." We're getting married soon and he tried to stop and turn sideways and crashed into this other parked car sideways, which hit my head against the window and kind of felt like I was concussed. Then we got to this wedding venue that was pretty much like my grandma's old basement. I had to give a speech, kind of thanking everyone for being there and coming out and all this. I had no idea where we even were. I looked around and there were a lot of people there but also a lot of people that should be there that weren't there, like Nikki’s dad, and I think my brother wasn't there and a few others that just should have been there, so it's kind of weird. My concussion was setting in and it was Nikki's turn to give a speech and her dad wasn't there and it was kind of sad and it was just very confusing. This concussion felt like my head was just blurry and everything was kind of like blurred and slow, like I was drunk IRL or something. At one point, right before Nikki was going to give her speech, I couldn’t stand anymore and had to get down on all fours and could only move by crawling around that way. Very weird, woke up.

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