Hockey Game to Shark-Infested Waters Adventure

Started at an ice hockey game. Will Gino and Chevy and rye mc are on the team. The other team is good but we\'re crushing them. Dad is ast coach. 4-0 after one and I get will two assists. In the locker room I get hungry and have to piss. I have time, so I go out to find the bathroom and an apple. Some chick behind me online starts taking to me. We start talking because the line is taking forever but I\'ve waited too long now. End up getting to the register and just order a water. I ask the girl of she wants to split a pretzel with me. She says she\'ll have a bite. I order a pretzel and its 8\$. I argue this for a while but realize I had more money then I thought and buy it. I really have to piss now and I guess ginger is watching the game cause he\'s there now. I tell him I gotta piss and brb. I walk into the bathroom and there are a lot of kids in it. Some little punk kid is pissing all over the stall next to me and laughing. I tell him to cut it out and he giggles and runs away. As I\'m leaving I see that all these children are girls in gymnastics onesies. As I leave I tell the next confused looking guy that\'s walking in its a girls bathroom and not to go in. Then I see signs for penn state little girl gym competition or something. Well, at least I made it out without any problems, that could be bad. Someone then comes up to me and offers me a great deal on a  real estate property. My dad is looking for exactly what the guy is selling. I actually find my dad(we\'re in like a mall place..maybe like sports plus but with more stores) and ginger in the commons. I tell them about the guy but have to get back to the game. Somehow the game has ended and my bag is the only one left. I change and go out to meet my dad. I can\'t find him. The game was at 9pm but its now sunny out. Must be like 8am or so. My dads green pathfinder is still in the parking lot. I drop my bag off near it and go walk to the street. The place is across the street from a huge lake. Maybe even bigger, like an outlet or something. I have a sleeping bag somehow and lay it out on the grass beside the Main Street and water. The water comes up and touches the bag, but for some reason it\'s okay. Huge trailers drive right past me as they turn onto the street I\'m on. For some reason that\'s okay too, but I think I should move. When I got to move I can\'t- algae and other sea plants have covered the bottom half of my bag and are slowly moving up. They have a death grip on the bag. Just then I see a disney boat with pricess Snow White riding a dolphin behind it. I abandon the sleeping bag and follow them to the dock where they stop. My buddy Ryan Craine is there in another small boat and is with the crew. Get on he says. I get on and he asks if I wanna ride a dolphin behind his boat. Sure I say. So we\'re following the other boat/dolphin and its all fun and stuff but then my dolphin shrinks and I\'m riding a baby dolphin that eventually can\'t hold me so I let it go. Ryan stops the boat and says I have to hold on to the back of the boat while he tows me to the dock. I\'m being dragged holding onto the boat and kindof scared. I look over at Snow White and she violently explodes out of the water, in the jaws of a huge great white. Now I\'m scared I\'m next. Ryan goes \'curl into a ball so you look like you\'re less meat\' I think that\'s not gonna work but if I can lift myself out of the water(thank you core workout) then the sharks won\'t see me. As I think that I see a baby great white swimming up behind me. It\'s about 4 feet away but quickly closing the gap. I cant lift my entire body out, but as it catches me and is about to bite I lift my left leg over its jaws and then my right once it passed my left. I didn\'t feel anything but there\'s now a pretty nice bloodstreak dripping off my left leg. Fuck. I can almost feel the shark beneath me ready to explode with me in its jaws as I wake up.