Festival Nightmare: Pink Vodka Gun Attack

at an outdoor festival with some people like my sis and a few friends and we\'re playing this game on the ground. Some sort of board game thing. Like connect 4 but for with more players. Then this guy with a super soaker/tattoo looking gun connected to a bottle of pink vodka dressed as a life guard comes over and asks if we want a shot. Think Ryan Craine is there and says okay. He sticks the barrel/needle in his arm and squeezes some into his arm and says there. He asks who else. I say I\'ll have a shot, but not like that. So he laughs and squirts some on me. It immediately makes me feel drunk and I my hearing and balance quickly fade away. Then he brings over a guy with real shots and tells him to give me one but I stumble to say no I\'m good now, pretty fucked up from that last shot spray thing. He laughs and walks away for a second. People around me are laughing at me cause I\'m being kinda funny about it, but slightly worried - hearing at like 20%, balance at like 40%, vision is getting blurry..I sit down to figure this out. Next thing I know he\'s spraying me all over laughing. He reminds me of max dalhem when he went on his lunatic rants. I\'m scared of what will happen now, I get up to run but stumble and fall. He keeps spraying me. He now has two guns. I grab the barrels and hold them away from me as he continues to spray it. I angle it off my hand and spray some on him. He just laughs. I bend the barrels a little bit and attempt to bend/break them. Only bend a bid, they\'re hard metal. I envision bouncing his head of the ground and punching him until he\'s unconscious. Wake up. Need to pee. Should have ended with me tripping him and punching him till he was unconscious/dead