Chaotic Game 7 Airbnb Disaster

was at some airbb after wedding weekend or something and it was game 7 dodgers World Series and I was with some dodgers fans. We were watching and playing beer games around the house until most of us had to leave later in the day. Some of us were going to go to a bar not too far away but I wanted to play games in the house. We played a few then some had to leave and some went to the bar earlier so I said I'd meet up there too. But I had to shit as soon as I called the uber. So I tried to rush it but there was no tp or anything to clean it up excpct for like 2 tissues I used and then the guy was gonna leave so I ran out with my pants up but ass out cause I was gonna clean up at the bar I thought. I also wanted to bring ALL my stuff but wasn't ready so quickly just stuffed it all in the uber and tried packing it up once in. The guy drive me but it smelled and neither of us were happy. As soon as I got there I realized I left some stuff at Airbnb AND it was the wrong bar. I asked him to turn. Around and drive me back home but he was pissed but did it anyway. Then I had to pack all the loose things i threw in the car into my bags so he had to wait for that too. It was rough.