Wedding Weekend Bear Chase and Escape

Bears dream.  Was someone's weddding weekend and we were all there for it. We were playing baird games and hanging out at this like game room lobby maybe in the hotel and Julia was getting mad that no one showed up for her planned mini golf session. Mom and family were hanging out in this lobby area and then Nikki went back to the room to go get changed, which was at a different building about a 5min drive away but we all had cars. I was gonna go back and meet her like an hour later. I drove this little top down Miata go kart thing and didn't even start it and just rolled down this hill thru the woods. Was very fun but then there was this steep and windy part so I stopped so I could start the car. I looked up as the car stopped and this massive black bear was in the road and saw me and started charging me. The car wasn't even on. Behind me was a very steep drop but I figured I had a shot and the beer prob couldn't follow me, so I kinda did a 180 in the car and jumped it off the edge. The best followed and was right behind me. Had a pretty scary fast chase all the way down this mountain. At the bottom was a construction site for a half finish windmill or soemthing, so with the bear still hot on my tracks I went in thru some open window. Was hoping the bear wouldn't be able to fit in but I was wrong and it got it. I was up against a wall in the main middle room whcih was concrete abs just a big pit in the middle for whatever windmill purpose it had. The beer came at me all furious, swiping and biting. My only hope was to kick it back to keep distance. I got one good donkey kick off and it actually stumbled a bit. So I jumped on that and kept kicking it back little by little until I finally got it close enough to the edge of the pit and gave it one last big kick and down it went into the pit. Splat. But now I am stuck in this room, I can't get back out thru the window as it's raised and can only really get in thru. I start yelling for help but then realize I'm only drawing the attention of more bears. So now I go quiet and try to hide. A black bear and tan bear of medium to big size start sniffing around the window. I stay quiet but they smell me or whatever and eventually stumble on in as well. The room is small and cramped so they're kind of on top of eachother and can't really move very well. So I attack and start kicking snd pushing again. It works and down they go into the pit. I'm still stuck but looks clear out there so I yell again and the grandma from Halloweentown (just watched this movie last night) shows up. She's the grandma of the groom and was out for a walk before the wedding. She helps me pry off some wood and rock from this other door opening thing and I'm finally able to crawl out thru it. Then my dad and Nikki come and I recap the entire story with them and show them the pit.