Giant Squid Invasion Through Hand

moms npt- was on some beach vacation with Chevy, Ryan Craine, and my bro and Russ Pohl and we we\'re back at the beach house and I noticed a little thorn-like thing sticking out of the inside of my hand. I go, look guys this things pretty big. I start massaging it out and it slowly comes out a bit and I go holy shit I think it\'s a squid! The tiny squids head was in first and his tentacles were bunched and curled together so it looked kind of like a nautilus\' shell mixed with an arrowhead. I had to get a pic/vid of this first so I didn\'t fully massage it out and I yelled to Chevy to get his phone. When I stopped massaging it squirmed a little deeper into my hand. I put some pressure right in front of its head to stop its path and it stayed there, but kept trying to get in deeper. Chevy was fumbling with his phone and the slimy squid ended up getting in further. I could feel it entering my wrist thru my veins I guess. It was in pretty deep and I couldn\'t really stop it now. I tried grabbing its little tentacles that still remained out but they were slimy and I couldn\'t get a good grip. Then it fully slipped into my hand/arm and I could now feel it slowly trying to swim up my forearm. I tried to stop it by pinching my arm before it and that seemed to slow it but maybe not stop it. Now we\'re like \"oh shit what do we do!?\" And we were thinking about cutting my arm open so it would swim out. Instead, I was having a bit of luck by rubbing and pinching my arm before it so I couldn\'t really go forward. It must have grown tho because now it was half the length of my forearm, maybe bigger. Made it easier to pinch and stop from moving though. After a little more massaging it started moving backwards again and eventually somehow went back into my hand and found the original hole and slipped out onto the floor. Was a slimy bloody mess but was still alive on the floor. Ryan was about to step on it but I said no! I said to get a towel, we\'re gonna wrap it up and bring it back to the ocean(assuming I got this from swimming in the ocean earlier) Chevy finally took a picture of the thing and it was now HUGE. For some reason there was a full cooked turkey on the ground on a platter and the squid was next to it and just barely smaller than it! I dumped the towel in some water cause the squid seemed to be drying up, wrapped it around the squid, picked it up and 2 of us carried it out heading to the beach. Woke up.