Pickleball with Natalie Portman Turns Violent
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joewcarson
@joewcarson · Jun 18, 2025
played pickleball with Natalie Portman in the upstairs of some farm house converted into pickleball thing on the outskirts of NYC.
We didn't have paddles, she only had a police baton(that she later
traded to the cop for his gun) so we were gonna rent but think we were
only able to get one. Then It turned into her giving like a 15minite
monologue/acting session where everyone was standing around watching and
then realized, 15min later, that we never even started playing
pickleball. Then she somehow traded her baton to the cop for his gun and
then went outside to the field and shot someone. And then walked on
towards the neighboring city and shot bullets up into this building for
some political movement I think.
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👤 Natalie Portman👤 cop👤 everyone👤 someone
📍 upstairs📍 farm house📍 outskirts📍 NYC📍 outside📍 field📍 neighboring city📍 building
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✦ sports✦ entertainment✦ acting✦ violence✦ political movement✦ transformation✦ performance
🔮 pickleball🔮 paddles🔮 police baton🔮 gun🔮 bullets
🎯 pickleball🎯 playing pickleball🎯 monologue🎯 acting session🎯 shooting🎯 political movement
✧ AI Analysis: You experienced a surreal dream that started as a casual sports activity with a celebrity but transformed into a disturbing scene of violence and political action. The dream reflects themes of missed opportunities, performance versus reality, and the escalation from innocent recreation to serious conflict.
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