Bar Night Turns Into Bear Chase Adventure

started off at this bar with Blaise, Jon Coccaro  and Ryan Craine. We were looking to play pool and found the only spot in town to. We were in some small city at maybe 11pm and in some small dark pub. We started playing and then all of a sudden it was our apartment and we wanted to watch a movie. Me and Blaise apparently watched some movie with Tom cruise and it was okay and then Jon wanted to watch it again but we didn't really want k since we just did. Had a huge wad of bubble gum in my mouth for the entire movie. Like the whole bag of big league chew. After the movie I decided I had to leave and wandered around the bar/apt for a bit and then decided to go camping or something. For some reason Blaise came with me and we kinda wandered into the woods on the other side of this river outside the city and laid down some blankets and pillows and started laying in the ground. I had a piece of pizza and was eating it while I watched the night. There was a pipe that went across the river and I saw some small animals crossing over it. At the end I saw a small brown bear cub eating something on the ground and for some reason thought we would be fine and no need to move. I kept watching the night and at one point this raccoon crossed the pipe and I wasn't sure he was going to make it. He looked so hammered drunk, he was wobbling all over this pipe and looked like he had a real rough day at work and was just getting back now. It was like 2-3am. He made it to the end, on our side, but then spun around and fell down and started walking back across the other way when he got up. I was pretty sure he had no idea he spun around and was walking the wrong way now, so I walked over and threw a piece of pizza the other way for him so he would turn back around and go home. This perked him up and he wanted more pizza so cane over. So I threw more pizza away. He kept coming for more so I threw more pizza. This time the pizza landed near the near cub, who was now a middle sized bear. Now the bear wanted some pizza and was coming after me so I started running back to my blanket and pillow and Blaise and threw the rest of my pizza cause it was getting close and it landed like right next to Blaise. Blaise saw this, kind of shook his head like "dammit" and got up and started cautiously walking away. The bear is now full grown and seems pissed there's no more pizza. It's now lightish out and we're in a backyard similar to Blaise's Lindenhurst house. So we both hop the small chain link fence in the back to get that between us and the bear. The bear hops over easily too. We hop back over, now we're playing this game of leap frog with the fence to keep it between the bear and us. But he's pretty agile and we realize we're gonna have to run eventually. We get a good hop where the bear stumbles for a second and run for the house. Tim McNamee is in the house and sees us so opens the door and is yelling for us to run. I'm a little in front of Blaise and just have to run up the deck and I'm in but the bear is catching up to him. Going to be close. I get in and Blaise just gets in too and we try to close the door but the bear barges in. It's now in the kitchen and Blaise and tim ran into a different room. Just me and this full grown bear. It charges and I somehow manage to dodge and get a cord around its neck and am choking it. I kind of drag it/it carries me into the living room where Ryan mc and Debbie are. The bear is sort of shrinking in my hands and is now a medium then small bear again. We have to put it down so Ryan takes out his gun and shoots it in the head, despite Debbie's plea. It's only a cub now but it's dead on the living room floor. We all sit down at the table and I start telling them the crazy story of how this all happened, with the raccoon and the pizza and everything. Tim at some point starts telling a cop story about how he just had to arrest some woman because she apparently just kept eating magic mushrooms and was out of her min and said she had to because she had some brain surgery on Friday(it was a Wednesday) and they told her she couldn't eat before it so she thought this would help. Woke up.