Birthday Alligator Attack at Resort Pool
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joewcarson
@joewcarson ยท Dec 3, 2015
12/3/2015 6:11a-gabbys- was my bday and was at some resort area with 11
people including myself. Chevy, Deighan, Leface, the fantasy football
guys. We were in the hottub picking team for pool manhunt. I got
distracted and started talking to this guy from Europe and his lil kid.
We were kicking a tennis ball around like it was a soccer ball.ย When I
finished I went back to where they were playing. They JUST started and I
was the odd man out. I said its my bday, I\'m not letting ADAM KOWIE
play over me while I watch. So I jumped in the water to tackle Chevy. It
was a little canal type thing and Chevy started slowly moving away. I
slipped over him and past him, a little further into the canal. He goes,
move back slowly, there are alligators. I saw them. Many small. And one
very big. Slowly moving my way. I tried to get to the ridge of this
canal area thing(was something like the sea lion cage at the zoo) and as
I was trying to get my body over the wall it big my right forearm. It
started pulling me in and I yelled for Chevy to help pull me back and
over the wall. I had to flex full on my right arm to fight back. After a
tug of war with this big alligator we finally got over and it let go.
Now I looked down at my bicep and it was dismantled. Flesh and meat and
muscle was all shredded and I did what I could to hold it together. A
piece of raw meat/muscle fell to the floor, which was a part of my
bicep(inner close). The zoo, or resort, police ran over and it was Tim
Mcnamee. He brought me over to this nearby table and laid down some
napkins and told me to lay my arm down and put pressure on it. He then
got on the phone with I\'m assuming the doctor and walked away a bit,
still in sight. Then this little puppy pug came over and wanted to play.
Kept jumping on me and up my arm. I thought I was going to kill it.
Finally got it away and then another little puppy dog came. Somehow they
were Facebook ads and when I would hit \"hide ad\" a new ad/puppy would
appear. I yelled to tim.ย He was laughing on the phone. Yelled again. He
came over. I\'m like \"Tim, get the fuck off the phone and help your
fucking friend!\" I was losing a good amount of blood and the majority
of my bicep was sitting on a napkin next to my arm, completely
disconnected. Was about to cry, fully because of frustration that
nothing was being done, not pain. Woke up.
124 keywords tagged
๐ค Chevy๐ค Jon Chevy๐ค Deighan๐ค Leface๐ค Joe Leface๐ค fantasy football guys๐ค guy๐ค kid๐ค ADAM KOWIE๐ค Tim Mcnamee๐ค doctor๐ค friend
๐ resort area๐ hottub๐ pool๐ Europe๐ water๐ canal๐ canal area๐ sea lion cage๐ zoo๐ resort๐ table๐ floor
๐ distracted๐ big๐ slowly๐ little๐ raw๐ laughing๐ frustration๐ pain
โก pickingโก gotโก startedโก talkingโก kickingโก finishedโก wentโก playingโก saidโก lettingโก playโก watchโก jumpedโก tackleโก movingโก slippedโก goesโก moveโก sawโก triedโก getโก tryingโก bitโก pullingโก yelledโก helpโก pullโก flexโก fightโก letโก lookedโก holdโก fellโก ranโก broughtโก laidโก layโก putโก phoneโก walkedโก cameโก wantedโก jumpingโก thoughtโก killโก hitโก hideโก appearโก losingโก sittingโก disconnectedโก cryโก doneโก woke
โฆ birthdayโฆ gamesโฆ teamworkโฆ dangerโฆ survivalโฆ injuryโฆ medical emergencyโฆ frustrationโฆ technologyโฆ social media
๐ฎ tennis ball๐ฎ soccer ball๐ฎ wall๐ฎ ridge๐ฎ forearm๐ฎ bicep๐ฎ flesh๐ฎ meat๐ฎ muscle๐ฎ piece๐ฎ napkins๐ฎ phone๐ฎ napkin๐ฎ blood๐ฎ Facebook ads
๐พ alligators๐พ sea lion๐พ alligator๐พ puppy๐พ pug๐พ puppy dog
๐ฏ pool manhunt๐ฏ kicking๐ฏ playing๐ฏ tackle๐ฏ tug of war๐ฏ phone call๐ฏ Facebook
โง AI Analysis: Your dream transforms a birthday celebration into a terrifying survival scenario, where what begins as playful competition escalates into a life-threatening alligator attack. The frustrating lack of help from Tim while you're severely injured, combined with the absurd Facebook ad puppies interfering with your emergency, suggests deep anxieties about being abandoned or not taken seriously when you desperately need support.
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